My roommate broke her headband.
I lent her my superglue to fix it.
The first thing I said to her as I handed it over was, “Be careful not to glue your fingers together. It really can happen.”
Her eyes got big and she said, “Really? Whoa.”
I nodded and told her again to be careful. She said, "Okay!" and proceeded to glue her headband back together.
I turned around and went back to chatting with my friend online for a few minutes.
Then I hear my roommate go, “Uh-oh.”
Three guesses as to what happened.
